If a cow could eat you, it would.
Views: 3,250
Posted: 06/18/1999
Greg Proops - Mexican Food
Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 4,049
Greg Proops - Other Countries
Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 2,505
Greg Proops - White People
America smells like urine, whereas Canada smells pine fresh.
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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 2,814
Greg Proops - Thanksgiving
Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 3,363
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
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Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 4,788
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 4,788
Greg Proops - Thanksgiving
Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 3,363
Greg Proops - Mexican Food
Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 4,049
Tony Woods - Africa
Anybody would be scared by eight naked pygmies.
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Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 5,649
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 8,120
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,780
Nick Swardson - Funeral
Your funeral is your last party on Earth.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 18,174
Sheng Wang - Old Soul
A hard-boiled egg that smells like a full-grown, two-piece combo is way ahead of its time.
Tags: Sheng Wang (18), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 3,878
Deon Cole - Making Drugs Work
Drug dealers need to play it safe because they have a responsibility to their customers.
Tags: Deon Cole (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 11,513
Greer Barnes - Marijuana
Alcohol makes you more violent than marijuana.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), imitations (847), alcohol (516)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 15,049
