Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
Filed under: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Views: 1,114
Posted: 06/18/1999
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 1,200
Greg Proops - White People
America smells like urine, whereas Canada smells pine fresh.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 1,031
Greg Proops - Other Countries
Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 916
Greg Proops - Animals
If a cow could eat you, it would.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 911
Greg Proops - Thanksgiving
Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 804
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 1,199
Greg Proops - Animals
If a cow could eat you, it would.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 911
Jo Koy - Los Angeles
Los Angelinos are quite phony.
Tags: Jo Koy (30), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 6,579
Jackie Guerra - Family
Everything Jackie's brother says is in the form of a question.
Tags: Jackie Guerra (1), imitations (787), ethnic (730)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 613
Greg Proops - Thanksgiving
Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 804
Jim Gaffigan - Bottled Water
This is good -- this is more watery than water.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 10,897
Gene Pompa - Mexican Americans
Don't call Mexicans white or brown -- they're taupe.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,019
Freddy Soto - Afraid of Adjectives
Politically correct people say they're part of the human race.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 2,698
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,040
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,165
