America smells like urine, whereas Canada smells pine fresh.
Views: 2,814
Posted: 06/18/1999
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Greg Proops - Mexican Food
Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
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Greg Proops - Other Countries
Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
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Once the pilgrims left, England became a lot more fun.
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If a cow could eat you, it would.
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People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
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Views: 4,788
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Australia is like Arkansas with a beach.
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Views: 2,505
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Professional Americans feel it's their job to love America.
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Views: 6,474
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Views: 1,041
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Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
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If you are laughing at Elvira's act, you are gay.
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Views: 6,866
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Terrorism is relative.
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Views: 4,102
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The South will protect America from Castro.
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Views: 2,396
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British security let a man in a Batman costume climb Buckingham Palace.
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Views: 10,927
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In his latest single, Bo Burnham is a hungry, hungry hypocrite.
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Views: 86,816
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Mike Tyson's like a buff Rain Man.
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