Santa's a fat Nazi bastard.
Views: 2,774
Posted: 05/17/1993
Gregg Rogell - New York City Triathlon
Contestants have to run for their lives, steal a car in Newark and then register it at the DMV.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), drugs (503), New York City (352)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 8,868
Gregg Rogell - Cell Phones
Gregg Rogell's new plan lets him use his cell phone Mondays between five and seven in the morning.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), technology (229)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 11,894
Gregg Rogell - Terrorism in North Dakota
Terrorism can't happen in North Dakota -- you have to build a civilization first.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), New York City (352)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 12,503
Gregg Rogell - Taking the E Train
In New York, you can score a pack of batteries and a yo-yo in one subway trip.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 13,055
Gregg Rogell - The Amish
The Amish have their holy land in Pennsylvania -- Gregg Rogell sees a flaw there.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 14,807
Gregg Rogell - Thanksgiving Day Parade
Why have a Thanksgiving parade in a city full of people from other countries?
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 16,195
Gregg Rogell - Quitting Smoking
Gregg Rogell quit smoking because he wanted to live, and now he doesn't want to live anymore.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 11,653
Gregg Rogell - Jogger's High
If getting a "jogger's high" means puking all over yourself, Gregg Rogell got one.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 10,014
Gregg Rogell - The Little Things in Life
You know what the secret to life is? It's learning to appreciate all the little things.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 11,421
Gregg Rogell - Italian Martial Arts
Italian martial arts are a lot like karate.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 5,457
Paul Kozlowski - The Holidays
Ever wonder why we celebrate Halloween?
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), food (719), religion (404)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,202
Gregg Rogell - Natural Habitat
Don't feed the Jews.
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/03/00
Views: 1,750
Jeff Dunham - Terror Claus
Like Santa Claus, Achmed has been making a list of people to kill twice.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (87), kids (831), religion (404)
Posted: 09/25/11
Views: 44,311
Gregg Rogell - Thanksgiving Day Parade
Why have a Thanksgiving parade in a city full of people from other countries?
Tags: Gregg Rogell (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 07/31/03
Views: 16,195
Jon Lajoie - Cold Blooded Christmas
Everybody loves Christmas -- except for people who don't believe that Jesus was the son of God.
Tags: Jon Lajoie (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Anthony Jeselnik - My Dad the Racist
Anthony Jeselnik's dad was a huge racist, but he still tried to be a good father.
Tags: Anthony Jeselnik (19), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/07/11
Views: 29,584
Cathy Ladman - Jesus
Joseph and Mary will never invite the Wisemens to another party.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 3,031
Rob Weinstein - Camping
It is hard to tell if a rodent is Irish in the dark.
Tags: Rob Weinstein (2), food (719), marriage (547)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,334
Jessica Bern - Jewish Girls
"July" is not a Hebrew month.
Tags: Jessica Bern (2), ethnic (870), money (606)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,697
Mark Cohen - John Paul
Pope John Paul II is probably not Jewish.
Tags: Mark Cohen (6), imitations (847), impressions (466)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 375
