What? You want a cookie or something?
How many non-evil billionaires do you know?
You can use a 47-year-old woman for a lot of stuff.
Sir, this isn't a hand. This is a nub.
Simon Wilson made the list of the "Top 10 Blind Guys You Should Know" this year.
Babies should be more practical and learn how to manage their time more effectively.
Hannibal Buress came home late because he was having a high stakes dice game with Scott Baio.
Hannibal Buress likes burritos more than Jesus because they are delicious and real.