Sir, this isn't a hand. This is a nub.
What? You want a cookie or something?
You can use a 47-year-old woman for a lot of stuff.
Hannibal Buress came home late because he was having a high stakes dice game with Scott Baio.
Simon Wilson made the list of the "Top 10 Blind Guys You Should Know" this year.
Babies should be more practical and learn how to manage their time more effectively.
Hannibal Buress likes burritos more than Jesus because they are delicious and real.