If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Posted: 06/23/2005 Views: 2277Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Posted: 06/23/2005 Views: 4509Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Posted: 06/23/2005 Views: 2527What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Posted: 06/23/2005 Views: 5168A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Posted: 06/23/2005 Views: 4861Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Posted: 06/23/2005 Views: 4348It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Posted: 06/23/2005 Views: 7636If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.
Posted: 06/23/2005 Views: 4387All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
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