Those priests sure do love to talk.
Views: 4,982
Posted: 02/21/2000
Harland Williams - Tanning
You need to know tanning salon protocol.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,444
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,517
Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese
All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 3,897
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,355
Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,865
Harland Williams - Flamingos
If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,390
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 7,645
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 5,175
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,277
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,530
Harland Williams - JFK is a Wookie
Just another one of the government's many conspiracies.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), impressions (466), news & politics (234)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 3,836
Harland Williams - Pillsbury Doughboy
Doesn't the Pillsbury Doughboy get off on anything other than baked goods?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), sex (1202), food (719)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 468
Harland Williams - Door Open Button
Everyone's pretended to push the elevator's door open button.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), observational (364), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,084
Harland Williams - Finding Germany on a Map
It shouldn't be a problem that most Americans can't find Germany on the map.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), America (209), education (155)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,491
Harland Williams - Jelly Donut Airbag
Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (719), driving (336)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,804
Bobcat Goldthwait - Mick Jagger
Bobcat Goldthwait was nervous about meeting Mick Jagger.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), music (485), pop culture (210)
Posted: 12/03/96
Views: 4,096
Harland Williams - Disclaimer
Premium Blend is not a gasoline.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 584
Harland Williams - More Government Secrets
Wrinkle cream doesn't work.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (719), news & politics (234)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,683
Harland Williams - The Government Doesn't Want You To Know
The government won't tell us where baby powder comes from.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), animals (540), news & politics (234)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,651
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), music (485), TV (469)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,398
