Harland finally had cosmetic surgery.
Views: 8,162
Posted: 01/18/2001
Harland Williams - Tanning
You need to know tanning salon protocol.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,444
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,517
Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese
All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 3,897
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,355
Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,865
Harland Williams - Flamingos
If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,390
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 7,645
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 5,175
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,277
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,530
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,277
Tig Notaro - Concave
Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 3,782
Harland Williams - Tattoos
Harlan's 67-year-old dad got a tattoo.
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Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 1,422
Harland Williams - Barbecue Recipe
Harland loves to barbecue.
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Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 1,766
Harland Williams - Sick Animals
Harland Williams feels bad for his sick dog.
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Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 3,688
Harland Williams - Donut Owl
The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.
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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 3,699
Harland Williams - Ass-Face
Cosmetic surgery has it's ups and downs.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,034
Patton Oswalt - Makeover Shows
Some people are really against growing an original personality.
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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 9,394
Harland Williams - Flies
Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 2,901
Harland Williams - A Joke in the Future
Harland Williams is a comedian of the future.
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Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 1,122
