Premium Blend is not a gasoline.
Views: 577
Posted: 01/25/2001
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), TV (461)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,344
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 5,098
Harland Williams - Tanning
You need to know tanning salon protocol.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,363
Harland Williams - Flamingos
If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,319
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), work/office (430)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,464
Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese
All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 3,801
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,277
Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,809
Harland Williams - Everybody's Rude
Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), observational (363)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 9,124
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 7,377
Harland Williams - A Joke in the Future
Harland Williams is a comedian of the future.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (748), health (644)
Posted: 12/24/00
Views: 1,111
Harland Williams - Barbecue Recipe
Harland loves to barbecue.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (748), food (712)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 1,755
Harland Williams - Donut Owl
The next time you see an owl, it might be Harland Williams.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (748), food (712)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 3,688
Rob Paravonian - Love Triangle Song
He's got coke, so he gets the girl.
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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 2,282
Rob Paravonian - Particle Board Song
All Rob can afford is particle board.
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Posted: 11/08/01
Views: 6,988
Lust Pollution - He Didn't Love Me Back
He didn't love her back.
Tags: Lust Pollution (1), dating (779), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/19/97
Views: 2,208
Sean Cullen - Food of Your Choice
Which food would you prefer to have end your life tonight?
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,075
Harland Williams - Everybody Farts
Harland unifies the audience with a poem.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), ethnic (867), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 1,041
Harland Williams - Flies
Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (748), food (712)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 2,891
Paul Greenberg - The Entertainer
Paul Greenberg on the piano.
