If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.
Views: 4,390
Posted: 06/23/2005
Harland Williams - Tanning
You need to know tanning salon protocol.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,444
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,517
Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese
All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 3,897
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,355
Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,865
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 7,645
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 5,175
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,277
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,530
Kurt Metzger - The 101 Craziest Objects
People put a lot of strange things up their asses.
Tags: Kurt Metzger (30), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 33,999
Nick Swardson - Occupations
Vanna White got the best job ever.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 10,041
Joey Kola - Men, Women and Elephants
Men only want four things out of life.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 3,331
Nick Swardson - Jane Goodall
After six years of studying apes in the mountains, Jane Goodall just left.
Tags: Nick Swardson (50), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 23,566
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,355
Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,865
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 7,645
Tony Woods - Monkey Love
A monkey at a club might get lucky with a girl.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 7,633
Tony Woods - Africa
Anybody would be scared by eight naked pygmies.
Tags: Tony Woods (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 08/19/01
Views: 5,649
Arj Barker - American Pride
The 4th of July is more popular in America than in any other country in the world.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 03/30/06
Views: 10,907
