Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Views: 4,517
Posted: 06/23/2005
Harland Williams - Tanning
You need to know tanning salon protocol.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,444
Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese
All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 3,897
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,355
Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,865
Harland Williams - Flamingos
If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,390
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 7,645
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 5,175
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,277
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,530
Carol Leifer - Gifts From Unknown Persons
Security guards at the airport are all over you.
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Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,457
Mike Britt - Airplanes
We need Wesley Snipes in the air, not on the ground.
Tags: Mike Britt (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), flying (196)
Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 2,938
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
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Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 8,398
Harland Williams - Customs
Harland Williams likes to have fun when going through customs.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 4,195
Robert Schimmel - Punch a Shark
It might be kind of awkward if the shark wasn't even going to attack you.
Tags: Robert Schimmel (4), animals (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 5,574
John Caparulo - Flight Delays
All of John's flights get delayed.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 27,412
Alonzo Bodden - Flying
Where's the bra bomber?
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Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 7,548
Steve Marmel - John F. Kennedy Jr.
Every time a Kennedy dies, a comic gets his wings.
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Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 891
Mike Britt - Osama bin Laden
President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
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Posted: 05/12/02
Views: 17,848
Adele Givens - Emergency Broadcast System
9/11 is what the emergency broadcast system guy had been preparing for all along.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 4,131
