Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
You need to know tanning salon protocol.
If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Everyone pretends to hold the elevator.
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.