Doesn't the Pillsbury Doughboy get off on anything other than baked goods?
Views: 453
Posted: 02/21/2000
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,277
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,279
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 5,100
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 7,378
Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,809
Harland Williams - Flamingos
If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,319
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), TV (461)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,344
Harland Williams - Speaking Chinese
All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 3,801
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), work/office (430)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,464
Harland Williams - Tanning
You need to know tanning salon protocol.
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Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,363
Harland Williams - More Government Secrets
Wrinkle cream doesn't work.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), food (712), news & politics (234)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,649
Harland Williams - JFK is a Wookie
Just another one of the government's many conspiracies.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 3,822
Harland Williams - Jelly Donut Airbag
Jelly donuts could save your life in a car accident.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,785
Harland Williams - The Government Doesn't Want You To Know
The government won't tell us where baby powder comes from.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,609
Harland Williams - Church
Those priests sure do love to talk.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 4,957
Harland Williams - Bags of Manure
There are cheaper ways to get manure.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), family (641), friends (391)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,154
Harland Williams - Door Open Button
Everyone's pretended to push the elevator's door open button.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), observational (363), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,073
Harland Williams - Finding Germany on a Map
It shouldn't be a problem that most Americans can't find Germany on the map.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), America (207), education (150)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 2,454
Harland Williams - Disclaimer
Premium Blend is not a gasoline.
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Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 578
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
