All you have to do to speak Chinese is just try and do it.
Views: 3,897
Posted: 06/23/2005
Harland Williams - Tanning
You need to know tanning salon protocol.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,444
Harland Williams - Getting Pulled Over
Cops always call you "son" when they pull you over.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), TV (469)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,517
Harland Williams - Ink Cartridges
Buying ink cartridges is more expensive than buying a printer.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,355
Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,865
Harland Williams - Flamingos
If flamingos defend themselves by kicking, they'll fall flat on their faces.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 4,390
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 7,645
Harland Williams - Drive-Thru
What would happen if Wonder Woman ordered at a drive-thru?
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 5,175
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,277
Harland Williams - Magical, Mystical Wizard
Some days, it feels like you have a Harry Potter penis.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), work/office (459)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,530
Kevin Brennan - Chinese Food
Kevin has a hard time ordering Chinese food.
Tags: Kevin Brennan (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/25/99
Views: 2,816
A.J. Jamal - Chinese Restaurants
Chinese restaurants will make anything to keep their customers happy.
Tags: ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 4,169
Byron Yee - Oklahoma
Oklahoma is a pretty strange place to grow up in for a Chinese kid.
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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 2,775
Tom Shillue - Lunch Special
Tom finds himself talking like the Chinese restaurant employees.
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Posted: 05/05/05
Views: 2,838
Nate Bargatze - Melting Pot
It is great for Nate Bargatze to be in New York City, because he already lives there.
Tags: Nate Bargatze (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/31/11
Views: 5,188
Sheng Wang - The Name Sheng Wang
It's tough when kids call you names. It's always worse when they just use your name.
Tags: Sheng Wang (18), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 01/30/11
Views: 5,804
Byron Yee - Growing Up in Oklahoma
When people saw a Chinese kid, they assumed it had something to do with take-out.
Tags: Byron Yee (2), ethnic (870), kids (831)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 2,215
Steve Byrne - Americatown
Steve Byrne's stomach outweighs his racism.
Tags: Steve Byrne (15), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 07/20/10
Views: 23,365
Marc Maron - The Future Is Chinese
Dude, what is going on with you people?
Tags: Marc Maron (35), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 5,525
Marc Maron - Future of the Environment
The Chinese will be the only ones who can properly prepare the prehistoric toxic algae.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 5,185
