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Harris Stanton

Harris Stanton

Harris is a former major league baseball draft pick who decided on a career in comedy instead...

Harris Stanton Biography

Harris is a former major league baseball draft pick who decided on a career in comedy instead. Originally from South Carolina, now living in Brooklyn, Harris jokes about aggressive New Yorkers, scary bodegas, and working security with only a flashlight and a pencil ("what am I supposed to do, sketch a weapon?").

Harris has been featured on BET's Comic View and has appeared over 15 times as a sketch character on Saturday Night Live. Harris recently toured the country opening for Saturday Night Live's Tracey Morgan, and he performs in clubs and colleges across the country, including Carolines on Broadway, Stand-Up New York, The Improv, and M.I.T.

Harris Stanton Jokes See all 3 Harris Stanton Jokes »

My mom is a major pain in the ass. Let me explain -- my mom is a 'camera mom.' Everybody's got that one person in their family, but it ain't their mom. All they do is walk around and go, 'Wait, don't move, let me go get my camera.' All my life I got...
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