Gerald's son comes home in a new uniform.
Cocoa Brown was missing good sex when she was married.
Black guys dancing in clubs are restricted by too many accessories.
Sleeping with a black girl for the first time is like riding a roller coaster.
Babies got it good -- they don't even have to wipe themselves.
Women always lie about how many men they've slept with.
Dillon Garcia may be young, but he feels old.
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
You don't need a six-pack if you have 40 ounces.
Just don't bring her home hungry.