Chinese food delivery is too high-tech.
Hugh Fink goes through all the ethnic sports team names.
The right to die should be a right to kill.
Hugh Fink imagines John Gotti's statement in court.
Hugh Fink channels Jimi Hendrix through his fiddle.
Hugh Fink always seems to get the sarcastic Chinese waiter.
Hugh Fink's date strikes out.
Hugh Fink pulls out the violin.
Hugh Fink cheers on Bobby Bonilla.
Sometimes people make long stories too short.