Ian is not afraid of a bunch of violin players.
Ian remembers the good old days when molesters had to have vans.
Ian's mom told him to get in the tub during a tornado.
Spider-Man lives in Ian's building.
It wasn't the steroids that helped Lance Armstrong win.
Ian discusses a purple vibrator, his jeep and tight pants in Texas.
Ian had an AIDS test because of a tattoo.
Ian can't believe it took the tiger so long to attack.
There is a difference between a tornado and a hurricane.