Ian is not afraid of a bunch of violin players.
Ian had an AIDS test because of a tattoo.
Ian's mom told him to get in the tub during a tornado.
There is a difference between a tornado and a hurricane.
Spider-Man lives in Ian's building.
Who's been married the longest?
Ian is 35, dating an 18-year-old. He'll sign autographs afterwards.
It wasn't the steroids that helped Lance Armstrong win.
Ian can't believe it took the tiger so long to attack.