No guy will let an ugly chick punch him in the face.
There are certain rules in life that we blindly follow and never question.
Right angles are only easy for squares.
It's the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame, not the Negotiating Jews of Brandeis.
Iliza Shlesinger doesn't want to get her medical advice from DJ Cash Money.
Two inches of hair is the difference between hot, sexy super model and religious fanatic.
No one is interested in how tall girls can be.
Just because people are from somewhere cold doesn't mean that they don't get cold.
There are two ways to recover from getting nailed in the crotch with a table corner.
Iliza Shlesinger's dog's dying wish is for you to watch her Comedy Central Presents special.