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Two inches of hair is the difference between hot, sexy super model and religious fanatic.
There are certain rules in life that we blindly follow and never question.
It's the Fighting Irish of Notre Dame, not the Negotiating Jews of Brandeis.
Just because people are from somewhere cold doesn't mean that they don't get cold.
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Right angles are only easy for squares.
No guy will let an ugly chick punch him in the face.
Iliza Shlesinger doesn't want to get her medical advice from DJ Cash Money.
Iliza Shlesinger's dog's dying wish is for you to watch her Comedy Central Presents special.