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Time passes frighteningly quick when you're enjoying life.
Those breast implants are really lifelike.
Jack perpetuates sexism.
Faith is a huge concept to grasp.
Jack had an eye-opening race experience.
The scariest thing about AIDS is getting it.
Jack Coen feels like the Tin Man in the morning.
Jack Coen is not surprised that people join cults.
Don't get me wrong, I believe in God. I just don't trust
anybody who works for him.
I don't want to be younger, I really don't. Every time I look
back a couple years, I think, 'God, what a jerk I was.' But with that knowledge comes...
I love my wife, I really do. In fact, she talked about getting
breast implants, but you know, then we found out how dangerous they were, so she's...
Faith is a huge concept for anyone to grasp, never mind a
child. You have to be careful you don't send mixed signals. I mean, when I found out...
You know what scares me about AIDS? Getting it. Outside of
that, it doesn't bother me much.
It was traumatic for me -- not as traumatic as turning gay.
When I was 22, I'd be like, 'Shut up, man. I ain't gay. Shut
up. I'll kill you, man. I'll kill you.' Now I'm like, 'Oh, you think I'm 37? Fine, I'm...
Remember the old days? Grandma died -- you brought her in the
backyard, and you buried her. Tract housing ruined that.
At night, when I'm dreaming and a naked woman approaches me in
my dreams, I tell her I'm married. How sad is that? I can hear my subconscious...
If the truth be known, I don't hit my children because I really
don't think I could hit them a little.