Funeral directors will rip you off big time.
Jack thinks the world hates Americans because we have a lot of stuff.
Jack just turned 40 this past year.
Jack got talked into getting snipped.
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
Jack Coen hopes that God grades on a curve.
Jack Coen is not surprised that people join cults.