Those breast implants are really lifelike.
Views: 3,955
Posted: 02/24/1992
Jack Coen - Death
Funeral directors will rip you off big time.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), aging (330)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 992
Jack Coen - Terrorism
Jack thinks the world hates Americans because we have a lot of stuff.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), audience interaction (251)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 780
Jack Coen - Turning 40
Jack just turned 40 this past year.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,515
Jack Coen - Operation
Jack got talked into getting snipped.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 445
Jack Coen - Raising Kids
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 3,378
Jack Coen - Spanking
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 5,317
Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,673
Jack Coen - The Religious Angle
Jack Coen hopes that God grades on a curve.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), health (657), religion (404)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 654
Jack Coen - Surprising
Jack Coen is not surprised that people join cults.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), men/women (1155), religion (404)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 745
Jack Coen - Being 18
Jack Coen feels like the Tin Man in the morning.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), health (657), parents (591)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 544
Sandra Bernhard - Breast Implants
Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 6,288
Harland Williams - Cosmetic Surgery
If you're getting cosmetic surgery, make sure you don't confuse body parts.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,277
Jack Coen - AIDS
The scariest thing about AIDS is getting it.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,647
Jimmie Walker - Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson gets whiter by the minute.
Tags: Jimmie Walker (4), ethnic (870), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,476
Alonzo Bodden - Women
In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 11,171
Tracy Smith - Rejuvenating
How do you know when your vagina is ready to be rejuvenated?
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 4,752
Mike Dugan - Relationships
Women have an intelligence network that rivals the CIA.
Tags: Mike Dugan (5), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,899
Tig Notaro - Concave
Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 3,782
Cathy Ladman - Mammograms
When I grow up I want to be a ballerina and have a mammogram.
Tags: Cathy Ladman (10), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,645
Jack Coen - Time
Time passes frighteningly quick when you're enjoying life.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,910
