Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Jack thinks the world hates Americans because we have a lot of stuff.
Jack just turned 40 this past year.
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Jack got talked into getting snipped.
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
Jack Coen hopes that God grades on a curve.
Jack Coen feels like the Tin Man in the morning.
Jack Coen is not surprised that people join cults.