Jack got talked into getting snipped.
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
Jack doesn't hit his children.
Funeral directors will rip you off big time.
Jack thought he'd never grow up, but now he's in charge.
Jack thinks the world hates Americans because we have a lot of stuff.
Jack just turned 40 this past year.
Jack Coen is not surprised that people join cults.
Jack Coen feels like the Tin Man in the morning.
Jack Coen hopes that God grades on a curve.