By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
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Posted: 02/24/1992
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Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
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Posted: 02/24/92
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A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.
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Posted: 02/24/92
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Jack Gallagher - Baby Clothes
A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (831), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 681
Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 930
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
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Posted: 02/24/92
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God knows there are enough kids in the world.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 572
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"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,961
Nick DiPaolo - Hotels
Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
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Jack Coen - Time
Time passes frighteningly quick when you're enjoying life.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,910
Richard Lewis - Having Kids
Richard's sperm might need training wheels to get to the egg.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,743
Roger Rittenhouse - Aging
Living to be 105 only looks good on paper.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 445
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Mammograms are great if you're looking for dorsal fins.
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Posted: 02/24/92
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