Microwave cheeseburgers have just enough meat to qualify.
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Posted: 05/24/1993
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Jackie Flynn - Smoking Table
Just be thankful you didn't get the heroin table.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (712), drugs (492)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 947
Jackie Flynn - Tinkling
Kind of hard to be cool with your friends once you were tinkling.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), family (641), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 626
Jackie Flynn - Smoking Table
Just be thankful you didn't get the heroin table.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), food (712), drugs (492)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 947
Jackie Flynn - Tinkling
Kind of hard to be cool with your friends once you were tinkling.
Tags: Jackie Flynn (3), family (641), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 626
Judy Gold - Candy Bars
Judy Gold was a band nerd in high school.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), food (712), growing up (498)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,760
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (847), food (712)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 1,448
Jake Johannsen - Cockroach Pizza
New Yorkers are very proud of their pizza.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), ethnic (867), food (712)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,022
Lizz Winstead - Chips Friend
Liz can't even get the chips right.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,042
David Cross - Sorry, Charlie
If dolphins were ugly and tasted good, we eat them by the truckload.
Tags: David Cross (8), food (712), animals (535)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 6,686
Jeff Marder - Psychic Pizza Delivery
We're living in a time where pizza gets to our houses faster than the police.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (712), animals (535)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,739
Anita Wise - Cleaning
Organic exterminators can give you a headache.
Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (644), animals (535)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,645
Al Clethen Jr. - Weird Stuff
In the old days, safe sex meant a padded headboard.
