White people treat Jeff like he's an animal.
When people saw a Chinese kid, they assumed it had something to do with take-out.
Maria Bamford plans on stealing all the stuff off of her Mexican neighbor's lawn.
Where are all the black albinos?
Black people sound cool when they try to speak Spanish.
If women don't shave, it's like birth control.
Margaret's mom used to spoil her.
Gas station attendants used to be able to give you directions.
News desks are like a UN meeting.
Reno Collier loves Mexican women -- a lot.
