No girls allowed unless you want to be a pioneer prostitute.
You are allowed to be excited when you see a celebrity, and no one should tell you otherwise.
The news hates video games, so the news can bite it.
Hey, valet, be careful with this 1989 Mazda.
Chad went to the county courthouse to legally change his name to his Dungeons & Dragons name.
It would drive Jackie's father nuts when she had to sell stuff for school.
Comedians sell a lot of crap after their shows.
This town is filled with horrible, horrible people.
You can get touched, but it's not exactly a massage.