Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Views: 2,774
Posted: 05/20/1993
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), work/office (459), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 6,048
Jake Johannsen - Dog Brains
Dogs have the perfect sized brain.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,889
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 6,090
Jake Johannsen - Finding Love
Jake ends his cycle of bad choices in love.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,245
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,849
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,719
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,319
Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets
Jake tries out a porcelain hole.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,535
Jake Johannsen - Burning River of Gas
Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), violence (282)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,844
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 6,247
Jake Johannsen - Flying
No matter how much you drink on an airplane, they can't throw you out.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (847), alcohol (516)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,263
Jake Johannsen - Getting a Physical
You get a physical just to make sure that you're going to not die.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (657), drugs (503)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,259
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), animals (540), alcohol (516)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 571
Jake Johannsen - Response Letter
Jake responds to mail from troubled fans.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,214
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (290), Christmas (44)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 2,074
Jake Johannsen - Dignity
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), money (606), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,271
Jake Johannsen - Not an Infomercial
You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (290), advertising (115)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 1,220
Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (719), New York City (352)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,346
Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts
If not fat, then what's in it?
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (719), TV (469)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,087
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (1202), religion (404)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,588
