Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Men are quite simple.
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.