By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Views: 2,074
Posted: 05/24/1993
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), work/office (459), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 6,045
Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets
Jake tries out a porcelain hole.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,533
Jake Johannsen - Homeless Doctors
The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,362
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,316
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 6,245
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), animals (540)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,717
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,848
Jake Johannsen - Finding Love
Jake ends his cycle of bad choices in love.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,244
Jake Johannsen - Dog Brains
Dogs have the perfect sized brain.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,887
Jake Johannsen - Burning River of Gas
Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2172), violence (282)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,844
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (290), mental health (204)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 2,774
Jake Johannsen - Dignity
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), money (606), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,271
Lizz Winstead - The Hunt for Jesus
If you find baby Jesus, you get to put it in the manger scene.
Tags: Lizz Winstead (14), parents (591), alcohol (516)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,610
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (1202), religion (404)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,588
Jake Johannsen - Not an Infomercial
You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (290), advertising (115)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 1,220
Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts
If not fat, then what's in it?
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (719), TV (469)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,086
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), music (485), TV (469)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,398
Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (719), New York City (352)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,346
Louis C.K. - King of Pants
If you have $3 billion, you should spend it all in one day to make a tremendous impact.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), money (606), alcohol (516)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 6,985
Paul Kozlowski - No Breakfast
Paul's mother turns into a dolphin.
Tags: Paul Kozlowski (3), imitations (847), food (719)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 734
