It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (983), religion (341)
Views: 934
Posted: 05/26/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,642
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,350
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), work/office (360), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,554
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), TV (384), music (381)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,812
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), mental health (174)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,803
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,652
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), Christmas (39)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,551
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,055
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,019
Jake Johannsen - Nude Plus Liquor
Jake's never been to his favorite bar.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (983), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 779
Jake Johannsen - Dignity
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), money (471), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 881
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), Christmas (39)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,551
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), mental health (174)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,803
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), TV (384), music (381)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,812
Jake Johannsen - Not an Infomercial
You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), advertising (90)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 772
Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts
If not fat, then what's in it?
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (550), TV (384)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 649
Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (550), New York City (303)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 399
Jake Johannsen - Military
Jake thinks about being gay.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 272
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,350
