No matter how much you drink on an airplane, they can't throw you out.
Views: 1,255
Posted: 05/18/1993
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), work/office (430), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 5,836
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 6,157
Jake Johannsen - Dog Brains
Dogs have the perfect sized brain.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,801
Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets
Jake tries out a porcelain hole.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,462
Jake Johannsen - Burning River of Gas
Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), violence (277)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,731
Jake Johannsen - Homeless Doctors
The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,276
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (599)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,799
Jake Johannsen - Finding Love
Jake ends his cycle of bad choices in love.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,147
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 5,991
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,657
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (290), mental health (200)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 2,766
Jake Johannsen - Taxi Driver
Some cab drivers don't have any protection.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 923
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), animals (535), alcohol (511)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 567
Jake Johannsen - Nude Plus Liquor
Jake's never been to his favorite bar.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (1193), alcohol (511)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,742
Jake Johannsen - Blood
Two drinks are not really that much.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (644), money (599)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 3,005
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (847), food (712)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 1,448
Jake Johannsen - Security
Jake likes to pretend he's James Bond in his own home.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (847), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 468
Jake Johannsen - Meeting the President
It's exciting to meet the president.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (847), food (712)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 387
Jake Johannsen - Phone Cons
They want your credit card number.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (847), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,111
Jake Johannsen - Response Letter
Jake responds to mail from troubled fans.
