You get a physical just to make sure that you're going to not die.
Views: 1,239
Posted: 05/26/1993
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), work/office (430), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 5,833
Jake Johannsen - Burning River of Gas
Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), violence (277)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,731
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,655
Jake Johannsen - Homeless Doctors
The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,275
Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets
Jake tries out a porcelain hole.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,460
Jake Johannsen - Finding Love
Jake ends his cycle of bad choices in love.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,146
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 5,988
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,221
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (599)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,798
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 6,155
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (290), mental health (200)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 2,766
Kenny Rogerson - Surprise
You can spend half the day at the morgue.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), health (644), marriage (541)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,539
Jake Johannsen - Blood
Two drinks are not really that much.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (644), money (599)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 3,005
Jake Johannsen - Colonic
Jake felt creepy and embarrassed after his colonic.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (644), storyteller (308)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,317
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), animals (535), alcohol (511)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 567
Jake Johannsen - Response Letter
Jake responds to mail from troubled fans.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), men/women (1147), dating (779)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,208
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (290), Christmas (44)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 2,060
Jake Johannsen - Dignity
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), money (599), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,270
Jake Johannsen - Homeless Doctors
The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,275
Keith Robinson - Plead Stupidity
If you can plead insanity, you should also be allowed to plead stupidity.
