It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (37), TV (384), music (381)
Views: 1,812
Posted: 05/25/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,639
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,348
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), work/office (359), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,551
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), mental health (174)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,803
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,652
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), Christmas (39)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,551
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,053
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,019
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (983), religion (341)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 934
Jake Johannsen - IQ Test
Figuring out how to dial 1-900-IQ-Test gives you an automatic 90.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), dating (637), TV (384)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 502
Jake Johannsen - Fat-Free Desserts
If not fat, then what's in it?
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (550), TV (384)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 649
Kevin Kataoka - The Academy Awards
The world's greatest actors should be able to present the awards without teleprompters.
Tags: Kevin Kataoka (5), imitations (787), TV (384)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 264
Jake Johannsen - Empire State Building
Hiring a psychiatrist to screen tourists wouldn't be cheap.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), animals (439), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 233
Jake Johannsen - Dignity
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), money (470), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 880
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), Christmas (39)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,551
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), mental health (174)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,803
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (983), religion (341)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 933
Jake Johannsen - Not an Infomercial
You're not watching a commercial for butt lotion.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), advertising (90)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 772
Jake Johannsen - New York Coffee Code
In New York City, you must communicate how you like your coffee through a ritualistic code.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), food (550), New York City (303)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 398
