They want your credit card number.
Views: 1,111
Posted: 05/24/1993
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), work/office (430), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 5,833
Jake Johannsen - Homeless Doctors
The best part about seeing a homeless doctor is never having to make an appointment.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,272
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 6,155
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,221
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,655
Jake Johannsen - Chinese Toilets
Jake tries out a porcelain hole.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,460
Jake Johannsen - Finding Love
Jake ends his cycle of bad choices in love.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 2,145
Jake Johannsen - Dog Brains
Dogs have the perfect sized brain.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,797
Jake Johannsen - Burning River of Gas
Jake's idea for illegal immigration would also make a great tourist attraction.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), violence (277)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,730
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 5,985
Jake Johannsen - Colonic
Jake felt creepy and embarrassed after his colonic.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), health (644), storyteller (308)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 1,317
Jake Johannsen - Phone Charge
Phone companies know how to get you.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), money (599), observational (363)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 675
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (847), food (712)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 1,448
Jake Johannsen - Meeting the President
It's exciting to meet the president.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (847), food (712)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 387
Jake Johannsen - Security
Jake likes to pretend he's James Bond in his own home.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (847), Two Drink Minimum (290)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 468
Jake Johannsen - Flying
No matter how much you drink on an airplane, they can't throw you out.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (847), alcohol (511)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 1,255
Jake Johannsen - Taxi Driver
Some cab drivers don't have any protection.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 923
Tom Rhodes - Managing Money
When taking money out of an ATM, act like a crazy person so nobody messes with you.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), imitations (847), money (599)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 752
Stephanie Hodge - Aging
Once your butt falls, your boobs will join.
Tags: Stephanie Hodge (3), men/women (1147), imitations (847)
Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 2,327
Jake Johannsen - Dignity
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
