Jake likes to pretend he's James Bond in his own home.
Filed under: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (789), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Views: 303
Posted: 05/20/1993
Jake Johannsen - Underwear Differences Between Genders
There is no Victor's Secret for men.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,642
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,350
Jake Johannsen - Illegal Immigration
Jake Johannsen has a solution for illegal immigration.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), work/office (360), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 2,554
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), TV (384), music (381)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,812
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), mental health (174)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,803
Jake Johannsen - Stealth Bomber
Jake wants a real invisible plane.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,652
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), Christmas (39)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,551
Jake Johannsen - Chicken Donut
Jake sampled Hong Kong's gravy-filled donut.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,055
Jake Johannsen - Space Travelers
Aliens are smarter than us and they know it.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 1,019
Jake Johannsen - Cult Leader
It's much better to be the cult leader than the cult follower.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), sex (983), religion (341)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 934
Jake Johannsen - Hot Dogs
Hot dog street vendors do not use fresh rain water.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 454
Jake Johannsen - Flying
No matter how much you drink on an airplane, they can't throw you out.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (789), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 435
Jake Johannsen - Meeting the President
It's exciting to meet the president.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 233
Jake Johannsen - Phone Cons
They want your credit card number.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (789), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 723
Jake Johannsen - Taxi Driver
Some cab drivers don't have any protection.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 205
Jake Johannsen - IQ Test
Figuring out how to dial 1-900-IQ-Test gives you an automatic 90.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), dating (637), TV (384)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 502
Jake Johannsen - Dignity
Jake didn't want to host a comedy show that would cheapen the artist.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), money (471), Two Drink Minimum (291)
Posted: 05/17/93
Views: 881
Jake Johannsen - Christmas Special
By the time they air this show, it could be Christmas time.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), Christmas (39)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,551
Jake Johannsen - Airport Escort
Once Jake gets off the plane, he's like a puppy waiting at the animal shelter.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Two Drink Minimum (291), mental health (174)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 1,803
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), TV (384), music (381)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,812
