Jamie Kennedy's friend high fives over a piece of pizza.
Jamie refuses to get the results of his AIDS test on a Friday.
Smoke pot -- get paid.
English people are too polite for a British version of "COPS" to be interesting.
No one wants to marry the whore.
New York is the best!
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
People wouldn't call just to say "hi" if they had to use a carrier pigeon.