English people are too polite for a British version of "COPS" to be interesting.
Filed under: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Views: 2,861
Posted: 02/03/2005
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 12,387
Jamie Kennedy - The Bachelorette
No one wants to marry the whore.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (749), TV (384)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 8,084
Jamie Kennedy - Smoking Pot
Smoke pot -- get paid.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (749), drugs (377)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 5,073
Jamie Kennedy - Ashton Kutcher Stole My Idea
Ashton Kutcher has stolen other ideas from Jamie Kennedy aside from his TV show.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 4,233
Jamie Kennedy - Loveline
Everyone calls in for the stupidest reasons.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (983), imitations (789)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 2,251
Jamie Kennedy - Carrier Pigeon
People wouldn't call just to say "hi" if they had to use a carrier pigeon.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,808
Jamie Kennedy - DCCC
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 1,720
Andrew Kennedy - Homeboy-Upon-Avon
Andrew's dad started a program to teach Shakespeare to inner-city kids.
Tags: Andrew Kennedy (11), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/25/01
Views: 1,566
Jamie Kennedy - The Bachelorette
No one wants to marry the whore.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), Premium Blend (749), TV (384)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 8,084
Jamie Kennedy - Ashton Kutcher Stole My Idea
Ashton Kutcher has stolen other ideas from Jamie Kennedy aside from his TV show.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 4,233
Jamie Kennedy - DCCC
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 1,719
Jamie Kennedy - B-Rad
Some white kids pretend the mall is their ghetto.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 914
Rick Corso - Career Criminal
The seven-day waiting period only makes criminals angrier.
Tags: Rick Corso (4), The A-List (486), money (471)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 360
Alex Thomas - Cops
Alex got pulled over by the rollerblade police at the beach.
Tags: Alex Thomas (3), imitations (789), driving (270)
Posted: 04/17/94
Views: 689
D.L. Hughley - Cops
Police in New York are a lot different than cops in L.A.
Tags: imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/27/03
Views: 3,568
Kareem Matthews - Getting Pulled Over
When white people get pulled over, they get out of the car and have a laugh with the officer.
Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 644
Jamie Kennedy - Sleeping on an Airplane
Maybe if the pilot stopped talking, you could get some rest.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,438
