Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.

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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 12,952

No one wants to marry the whore.

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Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 8,381

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Smoke pot -- get paid.

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Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 5,203

Ashton Kutcher has stolen other ideas from Jamie Kennedy aside from his TV show.

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Posted: 11/18/04
Views: 4,498

English people are too polite for a British version of "COPS" to be interesting.

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Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 2,947

Everyone calls in for the stupidest reasons.

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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 2,321

People wouldn't call just to say "hi" if they had to use a carrier pigeon.

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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,834

Jamie refuses to get the results of his AIDS test on a Friday.

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Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,807