Views: 1,514
Posted: 02/24/1992
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), religion (341), movies (221)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 46,846
Janeane Garofalo - StairMaster Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), food (550), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 6,271
Janeane Garofalo - The Cake in the House
Janeane Garofalo does not fear food.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (919), food (550)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 5,552
Janeane Garofalo - Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), death (212), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,504
Janeane Garofalo - Cautionary Tale
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (919), health (540)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 354
Janeane Garofalo - Customs Card
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (919), health (540)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 315
Janeane Garofalo - Young People
Did you know that there are people out there who were born in 1989? That's real.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), ethnic (731), music (381)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 262
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (919), aging (274)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 250
Jimmie Walker - America's Most Wanted
Jimmie loved the Los Angeles riots.
Tags: Jimmie Walker (4), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 890
Bob Odenkirk - Gum Wrappers
Bob has some jokes about his friend Mort.
Tags: Bob Odenkirk (5), The A-List (486), growing up (423)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 633
Judy Toll - Growing Up
Judy has had to de-slutize herself for the 90s.
Tags: Judy Toll (2), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 606
Fred Wolf - Talking Too Much
You should let people know when they're talking too long, like they do on talk shows.
Tags: Fred Wolf (3), sex (983), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 363
Brian Regan - Interviews
When Evel Knievel goes on a talk show, why do they always show his wipeout footage?
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (789), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,280
Rick Corso - Career Criminal
The seven-day waiting period only makes criminals angrier.
Tags: Rick Corso (4), The A-List (486), money (471)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 360
Richard Lewis - Someone Who Doesn't Love You
You know she doesn't want you when she wears repellent and turtleneck lingerie.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 370
Larry Amoros - Serial Killers
Cities have crazy people, but the Midwest has the serial killers.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), The A-List (486), TV (384)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 570
John Kassir - Addiction
John was mainlining cable television.
Tags: John Kassir (2), imitations (789), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 137
Brett Butler - Short Mom
A five-foot tall mom isn't very intimidating.
Tags: Brett Butler (6), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 813
