Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Views: 8,457
Posted: 01/22/2010
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), religion (400), movies (289)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 54,119
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1147), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,670
Janeane Garofalo - Young People
Did you know that there are people out there who were born in 1989? That's real.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), ethnic (867), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 10,193
Janeane Garofalo - Customs Card
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1147), health (644)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,022
Janeane Garofalo - Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), death (306), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 6,875
Janeane Garofalo - The Cake in the House
Janeane Garofalo does not fear food.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1147), food (712)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 9,439
Janeane Garofalo - 90210
Aaron Spelling is the devil.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), sex (1193), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,613
Janeane Garofalo - StairMaster Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), food (712), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 9,394
Janeane Garofalo - Customs Card
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1147), health (644)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,022
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1147), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,670
Janeane Garofalo - Young People
Did you know that there are people out there who were born in 1989? That's real.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), ethnic (867), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 10,193
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Lower Region
Keep it neat, trim, clean and call it a day, because you need the protection there.
Tags: Mary Lynn Rajskub (6), men/women (1147), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/16/10
Views: 6,782
Greg Behrendt - Tim Tams
If they sold Tim Tams in America we'd all be dead by now.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (29), death (306), travel (294)
Posted: 04/12/11
Views: 3,192
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Extra Security Screening
Mary Lynn Rajskub's boobies and vagina are very sensitive.
Tags: Mary Lynn Rajskub (6), men/women (1147), flying (194)
Posted: 01/16/10
Views: 6,116
John Oliver - Great American Heroes
John Oliver pays tribute to the small, maverick acts of heroism that keep the world turning.
Tags: John Oliver (79), travel (294), flying (194)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 35,596
Lauren Dombrowski - The Gynecologist
Nurse practitioners love whipping out the mirrors.
Tags: Lauren Dombrowski (3), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,785
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), religion (400), movies (289)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 54,119
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
