Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Views: 6,957
Posted: 05/25/2004
Janeane Garofalo - Customs Card
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,167
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), religion (404), movies (293)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 54,295
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,802
Janeane Garofalo - Young People
Did you know that there are people out there who were born in 1989? That's real.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), ethnic (870), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 10,485
Janeane Garofalo - Cautionary Tale
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 8,587
Janeane Garofalo - The Cake in the House
Janeane Garofalo does not fear food.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 9,628
Janeane Garofalo - 90210
Aaron Spelling is the devil.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), sex (1202), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,702
Janeane Garofalo - StairMaster Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), food (719), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 9,462
Janeane Garofalo - StairMaster Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), food (719), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 9,462
Janeane Garofalo - The Cake in the House
Janeane Garofalo does not fear food.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 9,628
Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym
They're like a group of big pigeons.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), health (657), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 8,281
Dane Cook - That Guy
There's a guy at your work that nobody talks to.
Tags: Dane Cook (30), work/office (459), death (314)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 40,834
Richard Jeni - Red Lobster
A cow pleads for his life.
Tags: Richard Jeni (10), food (719), alcohol (516)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 5,832
David Cross - Dead Body
David plans on giving his body to necrophiliacs.
Tags: David Cross (8), sex (1202), death (314)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 10,511
Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique
Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (57), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 5,928
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (657), storyteller (326)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 4,671
Jim Short - Jim Morrison's Grave
The corpses next to Jim Morrison were complaining about the noise.
Tags: Jim Short (3), music (485), death (314)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,904
Patton Oswalt - VIP Afterlife
Dying in the apocalypse would be pretty awesome.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), religion (404), death (314)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 11,644
