A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Views: 7,802
Posted: 01/22/2010
Janeane Garofalo - Customs Card
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
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Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,167
Janeane Garofalo - Cautionary Tale
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
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Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 8,587
Janeane Garofalo - Young People
Did you know that there are people out there who were born in 1989? That's real.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), ethnic (870), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 10,485
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), religion (404), movies (293)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 54,295
Janeane Garofalo - Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
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Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 6,957
Janeane Garofalo - The Cake in the House
Janeane Garofalo does not fear food.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 9,628
Janeane Garofalo - 90210
Aaron Spelling is the devil.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,702
Janeane Garofalo - StairMaster Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), food (719), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 9,462
Janeane Garofalo - Cautionary Tale
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 8,587
Janeane Garofalo - Young People
Did you know that there are people out there who were born in 1989? That's real.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), ethnic (870), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 10,485
Janeane Garofalo - Customs Card
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,167
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
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Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,199
Uncensored - Louis C.K. - Last Thing You See
A man's penis should be the first thing a woman sees on a date.
Tags: Louis C.K. (31), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 01/10/11
Views: 23,427
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Lower Region
Keep it neat, trim, clean and call it a day, because you need the protection there.
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Posted: 01/16/10
Views: 6,890
Kirk Fox - Organ Donation
Kirk Fox isn't going to give his organs to anyone unless he meets them first.
Tags: Kirk Fox (15), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 04/15/11
Views: 3,006
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), religion (404), movies (293)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 54,295
Zhivago Blea - Not Macho
Zhivago Blea must always travel with a scrunchie.
Tags: Zhivago Blea (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 11/04/11
Views: 2,011
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Tags: Chris Hardwick (9), aging (330), fashion (239)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,872
