A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Did you know that there are people out there who were born in 1989? That's real.
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Janeane Garofalo does not fear food.
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Aaron Spelling is the devil.