Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Did you know that there are people out there who were born in 1989? That's real.
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Janeane Garofalo does not fear food.
Aaron Spelling is the devil.
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.