Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Filed under: Janeane Garofalo (9), food (558), The A-List (486)
Views: 6,485
Posted: 02/24/1992
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), religion (342), movies (226)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 47,751
Janeane Garofalo - The Cake in the House
Janeane Garofalo does not fear food.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (947), food (558)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 5,724
Janeane Garofalo - Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), death (217), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,710
Janeane Garofalo - 90210
Aaron Spelling is the devil.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), Week (1000), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,650
Janeane Garofalo - Cautionary Tale
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (947), health (550)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 1,011
Janeane Garofalo - Young People
Did you know that there are people out there who were born in 1989? That's real.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), ethnic (741), music (383)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 910
Janeane Garofalo - Customs Card
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (947), health (550)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 782
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (947), aging (282)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 733
Dana Gould - The Afterlife
You'd feel like a moron if you got to Hell, and it was exactly what everyone says it is.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), imitations (800), food (558)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 1,996
Mark Schiff - The Gym
Sometimes there is good conversation at the gym.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (558), health (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,559
Janeane Garofalo - Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), death (217), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,710
Dana Gould - Purgatory
Death is gonna suck.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), work/office (367), driving (275)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 676
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), food (558), health (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,102
Margaret Smith - Penis Dab
Women with penises would carry squares for dabbing.
Tags: Margaret Smith (20), men/women (947), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 634
Reggie McFadden - Burn in Hell
Satan is the man you have to impress in hell.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), money (483), work/office (367)
Posted: 08/29/97
Views: 2,801
Mark Schiff - Supermarket
Some people actually shop at 3 a.m.
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), food (558), health (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,295
Fred Stoller - Body Building
Fred doesn't need to tell people how much he weighs.
Tags: Fred Stoller (4), family (586), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 188
Dana Gould - Tapes
Dana prefers tapes.
