Did you know that there are people out there who were born in 1989? That's real.
Views: 10,485
Posted: 01/22/2010
Janeane Garofalo - Customs Card
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,167
Janeane Garofalo - Cautionary Tale
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 8,587
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,802
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), religion (404), movies (293)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 54,295
Janeane Garofalo - Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), death (314), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 6,957
Janeane Garofalo - The Cake in the House
Janeane Garofalo does not fear food.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 9,628
Janeane Garofalo - 90210
Aaron Spelling is the devil.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), sex (1202), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,702
Janeane Garofalo - StairMaster Hell
Hell is being sentenced to the StairMaster.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), food (719), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 9,462
Janeane Garofalo - Cautionary Tale
Hand sanitizer in your gusset area is an evergreen, all consuming burn.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 8,587
Janeane Garofalo - Renewed Vigor
A pair of Spanx and talc can help you get more done during the dog days of August.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,802
Janeane Garofalo - Customs Card
Homeland Security's immigration card is all that stands betwixt us and utter chaos.
Tags: Janeane Garofalo (9), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 7,167
Marc Maron - Don't Know How To
Marc Maron just needs a phone that can make a sound and holds the numbers of his two friends.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), friends (403), technology (229)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 9,558
Marc Maron - Don't Know How To
Marc Maron just needs a phone that can make a sound and holds the numbers of his two friends.
Tags: Marc Maron (35), friends (403), technology (229)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 9,552
John Oliver - Really White
John Oliver feels creeped out when he's surrounded by all white people.
Tags: John Oliver (79), ethnic (870), growing up (512)
Posted: 04/07/11
Views: 8,271
Greg Fitzsimmons - Downward Progression
If you want to stay married for a long time, you should let all your senses fail.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (29), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 4,199
Matt McCarthy - KISS Meeting
Matt McCarthy wishes he could have been at the meeting where KISS decided to wear makeup.
Tags: Matt McCarthy (3), sex (1202), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 1,504
Hari Kondabolu - Vegan Soul Food
Vegan soul food is essentially a heavy metal cover album of Motown classics.
Tags: Hari Kondabolu (11), ethnic (870), food (719)
Posted: 01/16/10
Views: 70,093
Pete Holmes - Google in Your Pocket
Having Google on your phone is like having a drunk know-it-all in your pocket.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), marriage (547), alcohol (516)
Posted: 03/24/11
Views: 10,524
